Celebrity Outcast Impersonator Advice-Seekers : Ask Professor Classypants
Ohmygawd, ohmygawd, ohmygawd, you guys. Yours truly is now getting letters from celebrities. Real [except for the part where they aren’t], live[-ish] celebrities [impersonated by internet loners]. Professor Classypants has...
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Unnecessary Fan Fiction: Goober Goes to Best Buy
In 2009, at the height of the Great Recession, an Ad Agency called Fun Fic Marketing was contracted by some of the largest retail chains in the world. Their mission was to help...
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RoundTable Thursday : Facebook Features and Miami Shows
Welcome to another edition of Act Classy’s Roundtable Thursday, which features our writers discussing meaningless topics… usually while intoxicated or high on model glue. This week, our team pondered Facebook...
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Dipping Your Wick: Yankee Candle’s New Line of Candles for Men
With Father’s Day and graduation season right around the corner, chances are you’re getting a little nervous about gift shopping for the men in your life. One can only give...
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What To Do On Sunday Night Now That ‘CSI: Miami’ is Canceled
After nearly 10 years and more than 200 episodes, CBS has canceled CSI: Miami. Though the series has won numerous awards, it is best known for star David Caruso’s poignant...
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5 Favorite Father’s Day Carols
Now that Mother’s Day — that soul-sucking holiday created by greeting card companies to sell whorish perfume and edible underpants — is over, it’s time to focus on the most...
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RoundTable Thursday : The Avengers & Phone Hacking
Welcome to another RoudTable Thursday! The only round table discussion that features the writers of Act Classy that you can find on Thursdays on this site. I’ll be your moderator,...
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Would It Kill You to Objectify Me? A Call to Lechery
When I was but a tender lass of fourteen–all glasses and L.A. Gear and oily T-zone–my family took a vacation to the American southwest. During a day trip to Mexico,...
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Tips for Running a Marathon
Everyone at Act Classy is incredibly health conscious. With the exception of our new copy editor, Grimace. To his credit, he gets so much tail. It just isn’t enough for...
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RoundTable Thursday : Punctuation, Octomom, and the Sniffles
Welcome to another RoudTable Thursday! The only round table discussion that features the writers of Act Classy that you can find on Thursdays on this site. I’ll be your moderator,...
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