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Now that Mother’s Day — that soul-sucking holiday created by greeting card companies to sell whorish perfume and edible underpants — is over, it’s time to focus on the most…
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Fact: Old people wear weird clothes. This is not new information. They do this largely for two reasons: 1. They are the product of a bygone era. Instead of looking…