What To Expect When You Go To Cirque Du Soleil : Cirque Jerk
If you’ve ever been to Las Vegas or enjoyed the occasional PCP binge, you’ve probably heard of Cirque Du Soleil. I didn’t know bodies could do…that. Yes, Cirque Du Soleil,...
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Tips for Running a Marathon
Everyone at Act Classy is incredibly health conscious. With the exception of our new copy editor, Grimace. To his credit, he gets so much tail. It just isn’t enough for...
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30 Things Every Woman Should Recognize As Total Crap Advice by the Time She’s 30
Internet, you may not be aware of this, but sometimes it really sucks to be a lady. And (for once) I’m not even talking about the regular old bullshit things...
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Top 17 Ways to Get Your Neighbors to Move Away – Lousy Neighbors
It’s a well-known and undisputed fact that The List is the most powerful form of humorous writing on the Internet. FACT – The List was first created when a Cro-Magnon...
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The Worst Things Old People Wear That Aren’t Protective Undergarments
Fact: Old people wear weird clothes. This is not new information. They do this largely for two reasons: 1. They are the product of a bygone era. Instead of looking...
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