Special Father’s Day List: Things I Can’t Wait To Do With My Son
Hey Gang! It’s your pal, Act Classy’s Joe “Carry On My Wayward Son” Lyons. Normally, I post my Act Classy lists on Wednesdays, under strict advisement from my Astrologer. He…
RoundTable Thursday : Defending Yourself Against A Travolta Assault
In 1972, a crack discussion group was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These people promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to…
Act Classy Presents: The Origin Of Angry Birds
As of this moment, approximately a billion people are playing Angry Birds. You know Angry Birds, right? That addictive little game you play on your phone when you are waiting…
The Top 17 Secret Spoilers from The Amazing Spider-Man!
Being a writer for a website ON THE INTERNET OF ALL PLACES, you usually find yourself entitled to a certain number of perks. Fame, respect, the knowledge that every word…
New Children’s Books Offer DARK KNIGHT RISES Spoilers
A new series of I Can Read! children’s books from HarperCollins seems to offer minor The Dark Knight Rises spoilers. The Dark Knight Rises: Batman Versus Bane, The Dark Knight…
What To Expect When You Go To Cirque Du Soleil : Cirque Jerk
If you’ve ever been to Las Vegas or enjoyed the occasional PCP binge, you’ve probably heard of Cirque Du Soleil. I didn’t know bodies could do…that. Yes, Cirque Du Soleil,…
Top 17 Forthcoming Video Game Sequels!
We here at Act Classy love ourselves some video games. They’re crazy fun, they help take us away from the crippling reality of our lives, and they finally give us…
Coming This Fall to TLC: The Worst Of Humanity
With shows like I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant, Jon & Kate Plus 8, and My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, TLC has quickly evolved from its roots as The Learning…
Overlooked Easter Eggs and Symbolism In ‘Prometheus’
Some people love the new Ridley Scott not-quite-Alien-prequel Prometheus (I’m in that group), and many people despise it with an irrational level of vitriol that, in my opinion, should be…
Repurposing Catch Phrases: Five New Uses For “Soul Patrol!”
Remember that time Jay Leno won American Idol? “Crunch all you waaaant, we’ll make mooooooooooore!” Nah, just kidding. That wasn’t Jay Leno, it was Taylor Hicks, the Alabama native who…