Dead Cat Helicopter: Turning Deceased Things Into Awesome Things
If you haven’t heard about the dead cat that was transformed into a helicopter, you probably just shat because that’s the first time you’ve heard about the dead cat that…
Would It Kill You to Objectify Me? A Call to Lechery
When I was but a tender lass of fourteen–all glasses and L.A. Gear and oily T-zone–my family took a vacation to the American southwest. During a day trip to Mexico,…
Sh*t Just Got Real: A Hilarious Post About Horrible Things
Enough of the nonsense, I’ve been silent for too long! I’ve kept up this charade for what feels like eternity (a week!) and I’m about to crack. It’s time for…