Greetings, advice-seekers!  Didja miss me last week? *crickets chirp* What’s that you say [so quietly that I can't hear you]?  You want to know where I was last week [when…

Ohmygawd, ohmygawd, ohmygawd, you guys.  Yours truly is now getting letters from celebrities.  Real [except for the part where they aren't], live[-ish] celebrities [impersonated by internet loners].  Professor Classypants has…

Another week, another batch of letters.  I really can’t thank you enough for taking the time to share your life with me so that I might casually dismiss it as if…

Well, passive-aggressive-advice-seeking public, I am humbled.  Last week, when Professor Classypants found herself bereft of letters, you answered the call.  You decided that you could not go another week without…

Welcome back, wisdom-seekers, to another installment of Ask Professor Classypants. It’s a special edition with a singular, shining goal: to remind you that fake advice columnists have feelings, too. Also,…

Welcome back, guidance-seekers, to “Ask Professor Classypants,” the internet’s only ill-advised advice column.  Except for the part where the internet is one giant source for bad advice. I have been…

Welcome, readers, to the inaugural outing of Professor Classypants, truly an advice column for the ages! DISCLAIMER:  It’s actually only for the ages of 16-23, when the world revolves around…

There were three things I did not anticipate when I got into the faux online advice columnist game.  First:  by the time you realize that you loathe answering  anything–surveys, the…