New Children’s Books Offer DARK KNIGHT RISES Spoilers
A new series of I Can Read! children’s books from HarperCollins seems to offer minor The Dark Knight Rises spoilers. The Dark Knight Rises: Batman Versus Bane, The Dark Knight...
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What To Expect When You Go To Cirque Du Soleil : Cirque Jerk
If you’ve ever been to Las Vegas or enjoyed the occasional PCP binge, you’ve probably heard of Cirque Du Soleil. I didn’t know bodies could do…that. Yes, Cirque Du Soleil,...
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Top 17 Forthcoming Video Game Sequels!
We here at Act Classy love ourselves some video games. They’re crazy fun, they help take us away from the crippling reality of our lives, and they finally give us...
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Coming This Fall to TLC: The Worst Of Humanity
With shows like I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant, Jon & Kate Plus 8, and My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, TLC has quickly evolved from its roots as The Learning...
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Overlooked Easter Eggs and Symbolism In ‘Prometheus’
Some people love the new Ridley Scott not-quite-Alien-prequel Prometheus (I’m in that group), and many people despise it with an irrational level of vitriol that, in my opinion, should be...
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Repurposing Catch Phrases: Five New Uses For “Soul Patrol!”
Remember that time Jay Leno won American Idol? “Crunch all you waaaant, we’ll make mooooooooooore!” Nah, just kidding. That wasn’t Jay Leno, it was Taylor Hicks, the Alabama native who...
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Ask Professor Classypants: Party Planning Edition
Greetings, advice-seekers! Didja miss me last week? *crickets chirp* What’s that you say [so quietly that I can’t hear you]? You want to know where I was last week [when...
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Dead Cat Helicopter: Turning Deceased Things Into Awesome Things
If you haven’t heard about the dead cat that was transformed into a helicopter, you probably just shat because that’s the first time you’ve heard about the dead cat that...
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A (More or Less) Safe for Work Look at the World of Superhero Porn
It was recently announced that pornographic film director Axel Braun and Vivid Superheros will be releasing a Batman themed film called The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody. Why they...
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RoundTable Thursday : End of the World Stuff
RoundTable Thursday Engines…ACTIVATE! Sorry. We always confuse our butts for jetpacks. JOE LYONS: Topic! A naked man in Florida was recently shot to death by police after he was caught...
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