Ask Professor Classypants: Party Planning Edition
Greetings, advice-seekers! Didja miss me last week? *crickets chirp* What’s that you say [so quietly that I can't hear you]? You want to know where I was last week [when…
Dead Cat Helicopter: Turning Deceased Things Into Awesome Things
If you haven’t heard about the dead cat that was transformed into a helicopter, you probably just shat because that’s the first time you’ve heard about the dead cat that…
RoundTable Thursday : End of the World Stuff
RoundTable Thursday Engines…ACTIVATE! Sorry. We always confuse our butts for jetpacks. JOE LYONS: Topic! A naked man in Florida was recently shot to death by police after he was caught…
Signature Pittsburgh Moments In ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
A number of key sequences for The Dark Knight Rises were filmed in Pittsburgh, and the city’s residents might be anticipating the movie’s July 20, 2012 opening more than the…
New Tech Round-up: Creepy Avatars, Slippery Ketchup, and Very Visible Spy Blimps
Hey there, space cadets! I am currently writing to you while flying around the Earth with the Space X Space Vehicle, and boy are my arms tired! Wait, no, I’m…
Unnecessary Fan Fiction: Goober Goes to Best Buy
In 2009, at the height of the Great Recession, an Ad Agency called Fun Fic Marketing was contracted by some of the largest retail chains in the world. Their mission was to help…
RoundTable Thursday : Facebook Features and Miami Shows
Welcome to another edition of Act Classy’s Roundtable Thursday, which features our writers discussing meaningless topics… usually while intoxicated or high on model glue. This week, our team pondered Facebook…
What To Do On Sunday Night Now That ‘CSI: Miami’ is Canceled
After nearly 10 years and more than 200 episodes, CBS has canceled CSI: Miami. Though the series has won numerous awards, it is best known for star David Caruso’s poignant…
RoundTable Thursday : The Avengers & Phone Hacking
Welcome to another RoudTable Thursday! The only round table discussion that features the writers of Act Classy that you can find on Thursdays on this site. I’ll be your moderator,…
Would It Kill You to Objectify Me? A Call to Lechery
When I was but a tender lass of fourteen–all glasses and L.A. Gear and oily T-zone–my family took a vacation to the American southwest. During a day trip to Mexico,…