Tips for Running a Marathon
Everyone at Act Classy is incredibly health conscious. With the exception of our new copy editor, Grimace. To his credit, he gets so much tail. It just isn’t enough for...
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RoundTable Thursday : Punctuation, Octomom, and the Sniffles
Welcome to another RoudTable Thursday! The only round table discussion that features the writers of Act Classy that you can find on Thursdays on this site. I’ll be your moderator,...
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Were You Raised In A Barn? : Ask Professor Classypants
Another week, another batch of letters. I really can’t thank you enough for taking the time to share your life with me so that I might casually dismiss it as if...
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RoundTable Thursday : Sequels, Aliens, and Brokeback Mountain
Welcome to another RoudTable Thursday! The only round table discussion that features the writers of Act Classy that you can find on Thursdays on this site. I’ll be your moderator,...
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30 Things Every Woman Should Recognize As Total Crap Advice by the Time She’s 30
Internet, you may not be aware of this, but sometimes it really sucks to be a lady. And (for once) I’m not even talking about the regular old bullshit things...
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Ask Professor Classypants: Basement Weirdos Edition
Well, passive-aggressive-advice-seeking public, I am humbled. Last week, when Professor Classypants found herself bereft of letters, you answered the call. You decided that you could not go another week without...
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Sh*t Just Got Real: A Hilarious Post About Horrible Things
Enough of the nonsense, I’ve been silent for too long! I’ve kept up this charade for what feels like eternity (a week!) and I’m about to crack. It’s time for...
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What’s the Story With This Guy?! – Enter the Dragon
Welcome to the inaugural post of What’s the Story With This Guy?! We here at Act Classy Industries consider ourselves to be fans of the cinema. We find that sitting...
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RoundTable Thursday : Brad Pitt, iPads, and Klondike Bars
Welcome to another RoudTable Thursday! The only round table discussion that features the writers of Act Classy that you can find on Thursdays on this site. I’ll be your moderator,...
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Miracle Whip: What the Hell Is Going On Over There?
I had a friend in high school who once admitted to me that she’d never eaten cream cheese and therefore had no idea what it tasted like. I felt sorry...
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