Sh*t Just Got Real: A Hilarious Post About Horrible Things
Enough of the nonsense, I’ve been silent for too long! I’ve kept up this charade for what feels like eternity (a week!) and I’m about to crack. It’s time for…
What’s the Story With This Guy?! – Enter the Dragon
Welcome to the inaugural post of What’s the Story With This Guy?! We here at Act Classy Industries consider ourselves to be fans of the cinema. We find that sitting…
RoundTable Thursday : Brad Pitt, iPads, and Klondike Bars
Welcome to another RoudTable Thursday! The only round table discussion that features the writers of Act Classy that you can find on Thursdays on this site. I’ll be your moderator,…
Miracle Whip: What the Hell Is Going On Over There?
I had a friend in high school who once admitted to me that she’d never eaten cream cheese and therefore had no idea what it tasted like. I felt sorry…
Top 17 Ways to Get Your Neighbors to Move Away – Lousy Neighbors
It’s a well-known and undisputed fact that The List is the most powerful form of humorous writing on the Internet. FACT – The List was first created when a Cro-Magnon…
I’m Having A Me Party, An Advice Column By Myself : Ask Professor Classypants
Welcome back, wisdom-seekers, to another installment of Ask Professor Classypants. It’s a special edition with a singular, shining goal: to remind you that fake advice columnists have feelings, too. Also,…
The Worst Things Old People Wear That Aren’t Protective Undergarments
Fact: Old people wear weird clothes. This is not new information. They do this largely for two reasons: 1. They are the product of a bygone era. Instead of looking…
RoundTable Thursday : Hunger Games and Charles Manson
Welcome to the inaugural edition of Act Classy’s RoundTable Thursday. I’m Joe Lyons, international Playboy… subscription holder…and self-proclaimed Micronaut, and I will be your moderator for the RoundTable Thursday proceedings.…
Dealing With Pesky Co-Workers And Exorcising Children
Welcome back, guidance-seekers, to “Ask Professor Classypants,” the internet’s only ill-advised advice column. Except for the part where the internet is one giant source for bad advice. I have been…
Ask Professor Classypants: Welcome to Act Classy’s Ill-Advised Advice Column!
Welcome, readers, to the inaugural outing of Professor Classypants, truly an advice column for the ages! DISCLAIMER: It’s actually only for the ages of 16-23, when the world revolves around…