Top 17 Ways to Get Your Neighbors to Move Away – Lousy Neighbors
It’s a well-known and undisputed fact that The List is the most powerful form of humorous writing on the Internet. FACT – The List was first created when a Cro-Magnon...
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I’m Having A Me Party, An Advice Column By Myself : Ask Professor Classypants
Welcome back, wisdom-seekers, to another installment of Ask Professor Classypants. It’s a special edition with a singular, shining goal: to remind you that fake advice columnists have feelings, too. Also,...
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The Worst Things Old People Wear That Aren’t Protective Undergarments
Fact: Old people wear weird clothes. This is not new information. They do this largely for two reasons: 1. They are the product of a bygone era. Instead of looking...
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RoundTable Thursday : Hunger Games and Charles Manson
Welcome to the inaugural edition of Act Classy’s RoundTable Thursday. I’m Joe Lyons, international Playboy… subscription holder…and self-proclaimed Micronaut, and I will be your moderator for the RoundTable Thursday proceedings....
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Dealing With Pesky Co-Workers And Exorcising Children
Welcome back, guidance-seekers, to “Ask Professor Classypants,” the internet’s only ill-advised advice column. Except for the part where the internet is one giant source for bad advice. I have been...
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Ask Professor Classypants: Welcome to Act Classy’s Ill-Advised Advice Column!
Welcome, readers, to the inaugural outing of Professor Classypants, truly an advice column for the ages! DISCLAIMER: It’s actually only for the ages of 16-23, when the world revolves around...
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Ask Professor Classypants: Classy Justice Edition
There were three things I did not anticipate when I got into the faux online advice columnist game. First: by the time you realize that you loathe answering anything–surveys, the...
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