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Author: Joe Lyons

Joe Lyons is a Pittsburgh-based humorist, playwright and the only man to successfully play Street Fighter II at Beeps, Balls & Bings in Camp Hill, PA blindfolded for 12 consecutive matches in 1992. His fighter of choice was E. Honda, thanks to the ease of his attacks, the reach on his punches and kicks, and the fact that when he flew through the air you could kind of see his butt. Butts are funny. Joe has been featured on Significant Objects, Hilobrow, MamaPop, and will someday spout his insanity on a gigantic video wall in the middle of a major city, like that Geisha lady from Blade Runner.
5 posts
RoundTable Thursday

RoundTable Thursday : Sequels, Aliens, and Brokeback Mountain

April 26, 2012 Joe Lyons 5 min read
Welcome to another RoudTable Thursday! The only round table discussion that features the writers of Act Classy that you can find on Thursdays on this site. I’ll be your moderator,...
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Pop Culture

What’s the Story With This Guy?! – Enter the Dragon

April 20, 2012 Joe Lyons 8 min read
Welcome to the inaugural post of What’s the Story With This Guy?!  We here at Act Classy Industries consider ourselves to be fans of the cinema.  We find that sitting...
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RoundTable Thursday

RoundTable Thursday : Brad Pitt, iPads, and Klondike Bars

April 19, 2012 Joe Lyons 7 min read
Welcome to another RoudTable Thursday!  The only round table discussion that features the writers of Act Classy that you can find on Thursdays on this site.  I’ll be your moderator,...
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Classy Advice

Top 17 Ways to Get Your Neighbors to Move Away – Lousy Neighbors

April 18, 2012 Joe Lyons 4 min read
It’s a well-known and undisputed fact that The List is the most powerful form of humorous writing on the Internet.  FACT – The List was first created when a Cro-Magnon...
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RoundTable Thursday

RoundTable Thursday : Hunger Games and Charles Manson

April 12, 2012 Joe Lyons 6 min read
Welcome to the inaugural edition of Act Classy’s RoundTable Thursday. I’m Joe Lyons, international Playboy… subscription holder…and self-proclaimed Micronaut, and I will be your moderator for the RoundTable Thursday proceedings....
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