Ask Professor Classypants: Party Planning Edition
Greetings, advice-seekers! Didja miss me last week? *crickets chirp* What’s that you say [so quietly that I can't hear you]? You want to know where I was last week [when…
Dead Cat Helicopter: Turning Deceased Things Into Awesome Things
If you haven’t heard about the dead cat that was transformed into a helicopter, you probably just shat because that’s the first time you’ve heard about the dead cat that…
A (More or Less) Safe for Work Look at the World of Superhero Porn
It was recently announced that pornographic film director Axel Braun and Vivid Superheros will be releasing a Batman themed film called The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody. Why they…
RoundTable Thursday : End of the World Stuff
RoundTable Thursday Engines…ACTIVATE! Sorry. We always confuse our butts for jetpacks. JOE LYONS: Topic! A naked man in Florida was recently shot to death by police after he was caught…
Signature Pittsburgh Moments In ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
A number of key sequences for The Dark Knight Rises were filmed in Pittsburgh, and the city’s residents might be anticipating the movie’s July 20, 2012 opening more than the…
New Tech Round-up: Creepy Avatars, Slippery Ketchup, and Very Visible Spy Blimps
Hey there, space cadets! I am currently writing to you while flying around the Earth with the Space X Space Vehicle, and boy are my arms tired! Wait, no, I’m…
Celebrity Outcast Impersonator Advice-Seekers : Ask Professor Classypants
Ohmygawd, ohmygawd, ohmygawd, you guys. Yours truly is now getting letters from celebrities. Real [except for the part where they aren't], live[-ish] celebrities [impersonated by internet loners]. Professor Classypants has…
Unnecessary Fan Fiction: Goober Goes to Best Buy
In 2009, at the height of the Great Recession, an Ad Agency called Fun Fic Marketing was contracted by some of the largest retail chains in the world. Their mission was to help…
RoundTable Thursday : Facebook Features and Miami Shows
Welcome to another edition of Act Classy’s Roundtable Thursday, which features our writers discussing meaningless topics… usually while intoxicated or high on model glue. This week, our team pondered Facebook…
Dipping Your Wick: Yankee Candle’s New Line of Candles for Men
With Father’s Day and graduation season right around the corner, chances are you’re getting a little nervous about gift shopping for the men in your life. One can only give…