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		<title>Which One of You Bought The Mummified Cat Slam Dunking a Mummified Bird on eBay, And Can I Buy You a Beer?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations, world. Two of your citizens are secretly awesome. Ladies and gentlemen of the Internet, you need to know that an actual human being who is currently drawing breath along with the rest of us on this planet took the time and creative energy (and, apparently, full advantage of unfettered access to bird and cat ]]></description>
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		<title>The Day I Joined The Tea Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2012 14:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Stephenson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently created an alter ego, Tea Party Brad, and spent an entire day posting to Facebook in his voice. His views and ideals are as far from mine as possible, as I am a very liberal Democrat and he is a member of what I believe to be a dangerous sect of American society. ]]></description>
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		<title>Why Are People So Annoying?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2012 14:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Stephenson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re like me, you sit atop your glowing crystal perch all day wearing a snowy owl costume, smoking the ground bones of field mice, wondering, &#8220;Why am I so much better than everyone?&#8221; As it turns out, many Act Classy readers also feel that they&#8217;re superior to their fellow men and women, because they ]]></description>
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		<title>Some Of The Dumbest Free Speech Tweets We Could Find</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Stephenson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the great things about the United States of America is the First Amendment to our Constitution. It states the following: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably ]]></description>
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		<title>Chick-fil-HEY! A Recovering Anorexic On Chick-fil-A Guilt</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2012 19:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Molly Karrasch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, Classy People of the Internet!  I&#8217;m stressed, y&#8217;all.  To be perfectly honest, I haven&#8217;t seen any legitimate source of news (Google News, Yahoo! News, a TV in a bar, a newspaper I steal for a pillow) in weeks. Right now, my Facebook feed is literally the only thing keeping me connected to society outside ]]></description>
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		<title>Act Classy Cares: Cancer Stuff</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey gang, it&#8217;s your pal Joe Lyons.  I know this is primarily a site where we talk about funny things like farts, movies, and the sexual proclivities of the Golden Girls, but I&#8217;m going to bring things down for just a moment and get serious. Like stop-eating-that-ice-cream-little-baby serious. I want to talk about cancer.  Cancer ]]></description>
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		<title>I Was FINE Till You Said THAT: A Practical Guide To Not Sharing Your Crazy Food and Body Bullshit With Anorexics</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 15:22:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Molly Karrasch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have hit a supercool milestone in my kicking-anorexia-in-the-face mission.  I look perfectly healthy.  Again.  I left treatment looking perfectly healthy, but after I moved back to Austin, my frame dwindled a little. I&#8217;ve recently managed to replace my lost poundage, though, and this is awesome for the obvious reasons and awkward for the following ]]></description>
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		<title>Sh*t Just Got Real: OMG! STIGMATA and Tortes!</title>
		<link>http://www.actclassy.com/2012/05/sht-just-got-real-omg-stigmata-and-tortes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 14:49:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Molly Karrasch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I woke up this morning with a tiny red dot on the inside of my wrist and my IMMEDIATE thought was, &#8220;Oh no, I hope this isn&#8217;t stigmata.&#8221;  I&#8217;m sure you find this level of hypochondriasis relatable.  It turned out to be a bug bite or a tiny scratch, but the whole thing really set ]]></description>
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		<title>Sh*t Just Got Real: A Hilarious Post About Horrible Things</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Molly Karrasch</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Claire Danes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Enough of the nonsense, I&#8217;ve been silent for too long!  I&#8217;ve kept up this charade for what feels like eternity (a week!) and I&#8217;m about to crack.  It&#8217;s time for me to stop pretending I&#8217;m here to give thoughts to stuffed animals and tell all you Classy People a True Story.  The truth is, I ]]></description>
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