Published on October 24th, 2012 | by Brad Stephenson3
Rubber? I Just Met Her: A Latex Halloween Mask Roundup
There is nothing you can do that will scare me as badly as putting on a seemingly innocent latex Halloween mask.
You could hire a Hollywood effects artist to work on you for 18 hours straight, and I’d be unfazed by your costume. You could summon a creature from the depths of hell to levitate my furniture and possess my cat, and I’d clap with delight. But throw on a cheap latex mask, and pee might escape my body without my command or desire for it to do so.
Let’s take a look at some of the scarier latex Halloween masks available this year.
Unless you’re a serial killer, you have no need for a creepy lady mask featuring a soulless expression like the one above. NO NEED! Why would anyone make and sell something like that? Oh… wait… is this… this is a sex fetish thing, isn’t it? Oh man…
You know what? I don’t really want to think about latex sex masks anymore. Let’s move on to some character masks.
Okay, let’s just work with the assumption that EVERYTHING is a horrible fetish and just not discuss it. Deal? Now, if you want to answer the door and scare the hell out of tiny, innocent trick-or-treaters, open the door wearing this mask.
This next one is horrifying and in bad taste… so it’s really perfect. The more I look at this thing, the less I know whether this is a bizarre version of Michael Jackson’s face, or if he really just looked this weird.
Speaking of things that are in bad taste, some dickhead tried to sell a mask of Aurora, CO, movie theater gunman James Holmes on eBay. Fortunately, it was pulled by the website after it was listed at a $500 starting bid.
Finally, let’s cleanse the palate with a more pleasant and cheery mask.
Before I close, I found a few bonus Halloween tweets for you:
Weird? Yes. Awesome? Also yes.
Yes, January James, I’m sure those kids would be delighted by a reference so old even their grandparents might not understand.
Idk either you fkn sicko. LOLOL!
Your assignment? Find the weirdest/scariest/funniest mask you can and post a link to its image in the comments below.