Weekly News Flash: RICK SANTORUM SEZ SUPPORTERS STUPID!

Weekly News Flash: SANTORUM SEZ SUPPORTERS STUPID!

The following news stories are true. Jokes have been added where inappropriate because the author is a dick.

Speaking at the Values Voter Summit over the weekend, former Republican Senator and presidential candidate Rick Santorum boldly proclaimed all Republicans to be stupid dumb idiots who are not smart and are also very stupid.

“We will never have the elite, smart people on our side, because they believe they should have the power to tell you what to do,” Santorum said to the assembled crowd of morons. Presumably, Santorum–a known nincompoop–is not familiar with basic logic, which when applied to his statement can be used to conclude that:

IF Smart People are not nor will ever be on ”their” (the Republican’s) side, THEN those who are on their side are not Smart People.

Even if he did not mean to imply this conclusion, he did make the statement proving that he, at least, is not a Smart Person, so we will let his assertion stand until presented with countervailing evidence.

Also speaking at the weekend-long Conclave of Cretins were imbecile Michelle Bachmann, certifiably insane Glenn Beck, shit-for-brains Paul Ryan, and king ass of fucktard mountain himself Mitt Romney.

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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=752912994 Bernadette Ulsamer

Wait, wait, wait. So Rick Santorum thinks smart people aren’t republicans b/c they won’t have the power to tell people what to do. No only is he mplying that’s he an idiot (which is highlight above) but also that’s NOT telling people what to do. WTF he tries to tell woman what to do with their bodies all the flipping time. So he’s an idiot and a hypocrite.
http://twitter.com/DarwinfishBluz Tony N

But it’s OK if Santorum tells us what to do, because after all, he’s just passing on what God told him to say.