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Published on September 28th, 2012 | by Brad Stephenson

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Classy Tutorial: How To Remove Someone From A Photo

Have you ever had an old photograph that would be perfect if you could just remove that one person with a weird expression or cut that ex-boyfriend? Well, Act Classy is here to help with this easy-to-follow photo manipulation tutorial. In just a few steps, you’ll know how to remove someone from a photo without Photoshop or other expensive software so all your memories can be flawless.

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See what we mean? Those two girls in the foreground are totally ruining this photo.

How to Remove Someone From a Photo

Here is the photo we’re working with.

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Say, that would be a great photo if it weren’t for the dickhead in the sweater. Let’s fix that by removing him and replacing him with someone else!

Step 1: Build a time machine. Directions for this step will be included in a future tutorial… or a past tutorial. Things are a little fuzzy with regard to timeline right now.

Step 2: Travel to 1975, the day after the guy in the sweater was born.

Step 3: Identify the guy in the sweater if you don’t already know him. We didn’t, so we had to do a little research. The hot girl could have told us his name and whereabouts on the date of our arrival in the past, but we don’t know her.

Step 4: Kill the sweater guy. It will be easy, because he’s a tiny baby in 1975.

Step 5: Travel back to the present. Sit back and enjoy your newly manipulated photo.

 

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Oh… uh. Note: If you travel to the past and accidentally kill the only human being with a rare protein in his plasma that is deadly to the aliens who attempt to become our overlords, Act Classy cannot be held responsible. Now please excuse us while we go back in time and try to fix this.

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My god… what have we done.

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About the Author

Brad Stephenson is a Pittsburgh-based writer, actor, director, chupacabra hunter, and father. His work has been featured in various print and online publications, including MamaPop.com and PopCityMedia.com. Brad doesn't care how many pamphlets you send him. He will never believe that Restless Leg Syndrome is a real thing. Suck it up and quit moving your damn legs so much... he's trying to sleep. Also, Brad really likes burgers and pizza.



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