Clint Howard Is Your Mom
Hey gang, you know Clint Howard, right? He’s famous movie director Ron Howard’s brother, sure. But he’s also a great actor who starred in such hits as… uh… he was that guy in… well, he was definitely in the scene where… um… GENTLE BEN!
If the bear had eaten him, it would have saved us all years of feeling sorry for Ron Howard’s less talented brother.
Also, let’s clear this up once and for all, this is not Clint Howard. This is Chaka from Land of the Lost.
Okay, we’re 45 percent certain that this isn’t Clint Howard.
You know who Clint Howard really is, though? Clint Howard is your mom. It’s true! Maybe you haven’t taken a good, long look at your mom lately, because it’s a fact… Clint Howard gave birth to you and raised you to be the man, woman, or Chaka you are today. Please enjoy below some images from my Tumblr Clint Howard Is Your Mom. I am sharing them here because no one ever visited the Tumblr site, and the world needs to know about Clint Howard.
Because he’s your mom.
Clint Howard is your mom in the woods.
Clint Howard is Vinton’s mama.
Clint Howard is your mom talking to you about your period.
Clint Howard is your mom without birth control in the 50s.
What would we do, baby, without Clint Howard?
Sha na na na.
Clint Howard is his own brother’s new mom.
Clint Howard is your Brooklyn Heights lawyer mom. (Submitted by reader Josh Bommer.)
Clint Howard loves Raymond. (Submitted by Josh Bommer.)
Clint Howard is your mom in fine art.
Throw Clint Howard from the train.
I dare you to sleep now.
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About the Author
Brad Stephenson Brad Stephenson is a Pittsburgh-based writer, actor, director, chupacabra hunter, and father. His work has been featured in various print and online publications, including MamaPop.com and PopCityMedia.com. Brad doesn't care how many pamphlets you send him. He will never believe that Restless Leg Syndrome is a real thing. Suck it up and quit moving your damn legs so much... he's trying to sleep. Also, Brad really likes burgers and pizza.
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