Published on August 31st, 2012 | by Jive Turkey4
Flowchart Friday: The Jan Brewer Pregnancy Test
This week’s helpful flowchart is made possible with the help of Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, who earlier this year signed legislation declaring that a woman can be pregnant two weeks before she even has the requisite sex that would result in conception. Or the requisite five martinis that would result in the requisite sex that would result in conception — whatever, Internet! You conceive your way, I’ll conceive mine.
If this legislation sounds bizarre and confusing, that’s because it is! What used to be a pretty simple question to answer (“Am I pregnant?”) has now become much more complicated. Let ol’ Jan help you out with that. Click to enlarge!