Flowchart Friday: The Jan Brewer Pregnancy Test

This week’s helpful flowchart is made possible with the help of Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, who earlier this year signed legislation declaring that a woman can be pregnant two weeks before she even has the requisite sex that would result in conception. Or the requisite five martinis that would result in the requisite sex that would result in conception — whatever, Internet! You conceive your way, I’ll conceive mine.

If this legislation sounds bizarre and confusing, that’s because it is! What used to be a pretty simple question to answer (“Am I pregnant?”) has now become much more complicated. Let ol’ Jan help you out with that. Click to enlarge!

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Jive Turkey Jive Turkey lives in Pittsburgh, PA where she believes in the power of her dreams. A whimsical soul who was once called "just plain nasty" by an employee of the New Jersey DMV, Jive Turkey works as an actor, blogger (Jive Turkey, MamaPop, Pay it Forward), and playwright to support her passion for secretarial work. Her favorite pastimes include motherhood, frenching, and fostering a healthy grudge against the Sears Portrait Studio. She sincerely hopes you have a bitchin' summer.

http://www.facebook.com/joshuamil Joshua Miller

This looks eerily similar to the “Is this ‘legitimate’ rape?” flowchart
http://twitter.com/kdiddy kdiddy

lulz. (also: weep.)
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=554375852 Josh Aronoff

She is so no nonsense. SoNoNon.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=709468531 Dan Stryker

Hooray, I’m pregnant! At last! It’s a dream come true!

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