Flowchart Friday: What The Hell Is Wrong With You?

Seriously–what gives, dude? It’s clearly time to work this through. Click image to enlarge, and then maybe we can figure out WTF is going on in that freak-of-the-week head of yours:

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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=709468531 Dan Stryker

I think I’m reading your flowchart wrong. It keeps telling me I’m Hitler, but I’m pretty sure I’m not Hitler. Is being bad at reading flowcharts something Hitler was known for? Am I Hitler?
- http://www.twitter.com/bstephenson Brad Stephenson
  
  Dude. You’re Hitler.
  - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=709468531 Dan Stryker
    
    Dammit! I hate being Hitler! He’s just the worst! (This would be an opportune time for one of those “Hitler Reacts…” videos – “Hitler Finds Out That He’s Hitler” – if it were, y’know, 2007)
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http://twitter.com/Simon_the_boy Simon Agirlandaboy

I’ve got chills, but they’re not so much multiplying as they are being processed through a transitive dynamic Floyd-Warshall algorithm.
- http://www.twitter.com/bstephenson Brad Stephenson
  
  Weird. This means that you’re Hitler, too.