Flowchart Friday: What Should I Drink?

Happy Friday, Act Classy-ers! We’re on the cusp of the weekend, and you know what that means: it’s time to get your drank on! Don’t be that pud who stands at the bar trying to decide what to order — use this handy flowchart to nail down that decision ahead of time so you can focus all your brain power on self-medicating with $12 cocktails. Click to enlarge!

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Jive Turkey Jive Turkey lives in Pittsburgh, PA where she believes in the power of her dreams. A whimsical soul who was once called "just plain nasty" by an employee of the New Jersey DMV, Jive Turkey works as an actor, blogger (Jive Turkey, MamaPop, Pay it Forward), and playwright to support her passion for secretarial work. Her favorite pastimes include motherhood, frenching, and fostering a healthy grudge against the Sears Portrait Studio. She sincerely hopes you have a bitchin' summer.

http://twitter.com/Simon_the_boy Simon Agirlandaboy

You didn’t prescribe the appropriate drink for an aging, overworked, sexually repressed Japanese businessman who spends five hours a night watching bukake videos while staying in one of those 3′ x 7′ tube-shaped hotel rooms because he’s doing sales presentations in Tokyo for the next three weeks.
- http://www.twitter.com/bstephenson Brad Stephenson
  
  I think the appropriate drink in this case is Tab cola.