Published on June 29th, 2012 |
by Brad Stephenson
Best/Worst Tweets About ‘Magic Mike’ And/Or Vaginas
Magic Mike, a movie that features Matthew McConaughey, Channing Tatum, and Alex Pettyfer as male strippers, opens in theaters today, and women all over the world are excited. We’ve collected the best/worst Magic Mike tweets to get you ready for the film.
By the way, two important notes:
1. The movie was directed by Steven Soderbergh.
2. True Blood werewolf and Pittsburgh native Joe Manganiello plays a character named Big Dick Richie.
I don’t want to go see Magic Mike in theaters because I don’t need to be in a room with a bunch of wet middle aged women. #gross
Just saw Magic Mike… I just named my vagina Niagra Falls <3
I think the best part of Magic Mike will be when Joe Manganiello turns into a werewolf and starts ripping peoples’ throats out.
Between magic Mike and 50 shades of Grey… Women are going to be running through AA batteries.. #SummerPornFest
I bet you all the theatre seats gotta be changed after women watch Magic Mike.
PLEASE stop posting Magic Mike spoilers!! Some of us haven’t seen it yet!! >:(
What the f*ck is magic mike?
Going to see magic mike with mom later 😘
Gonna be so many marinated Boxes after these women watch Magic Mike! Im just trynna fulfill their needs!!!
i will defiantly be bringing an extra pair of panties to magic mike today. *wink wink*
May your vibrator be fully charged upon your arrival after seeing magic Mike you whores
What the hellll is magic mike & why is everyone getting all wet about it? I’m ready for MADEAS WITNESS PROTECTION woo!