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Published on June 29th, 2012 | by Brad Stephenson

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Best/Worst Tweets About ‘Magic Mike’ And/Or Vaginas

Magic Mike, a movie that features Matthew McConaughey, Channing Tatum, and Alex Pettyfer as male strippers, opens in theaters today, and women all over the world are excited. We’ve collected the best/worst Magic Mike tweets to get you ready for the film.

By the way, two important notes:

1. The movie was directed by Steven Soderbergh.

2. True Blood werewolf and Pittsburgh native Joe Manganiello plays a character named Big Dick Richie.


I don’t want to go see Magic Mike in theaters because I don’t need to be in a room with a bunch of wet middle aged women. #gross
June 29, 2012 11:08 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@brittanynellis
Brittany Ellis



Just saw Magic Mike… I just named my vagina Niagra Falls <3
June 29, 2012 3:38 am via Mobile WebReplyRetweetFavorite
@LarissaG94
Larissa Gutierrez





I think the best part of Magic Mike will be when Joe Manganiello turns into a werewolf and starts ripping peoples’ throats out.
June 29, 2012 11:02 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite



Between magic Mike and 50 shades of Grey… Women are going to be running through AA batteries.. #SummerPornFest
June 29, 2012 11:03 am via Plume for AndroidReplyRetweetFavorite
@NatureboyRowe
Natureboy Rowe



I bet you all the theatre seats gotta be changed after women watch Magic Mike.
June 29, 2012 11:03 am via Twitter for AndroidReplyRetweetFavorite
@chec8sies
Tyler



PLEASE stop posting Magic Mike spoilers!! Some of us haven’t seen it yet!! >:(
June 29, 2012 11:04 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@shamzmam
Stephen H.





Going to see magic mike with mom later 😘
June 29, 2012 11:04 am via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite
@Hannah_McClure
Hannah McClure



Gonna be so many marinated Boxes after these women watch Magic Mike! Im just trynna fulfill their needs!!!
June 29, 2012 11:04 am via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite
@HALFRICKAN
Richard-o Padia



i will defiantly be bringing an extra pair of panties to magic mike today. *wink wink*
June 29, 2012 11:04 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@maddaawwgg
Madison Van Straten



May your vibrator be fully charged upon your arrival after seeing magic Mike you whores
June 29, 2012 11:05 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@ashey_legz
ferry 웃



What the hellll is magic mike & why is everyone getting all wet about it? I’m ready for MADEAS WITNESS PROTECTION woo!
June 29, 2012 11:06 am via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite
@McGeeKelsey
kelsey

Bad Luck Brian Sees Magic Mike

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Brad Stephenson is a Pittsburgh-based writer, actor, director, chupacabra hunter, and father. His work has been featured in various print and online publications, including MamaPop.com and PopCityMedia.com. Brad doesn't care how many pamphlets you send him. He will never believe that Restless Leg Syndrome is a real thing. Suck it up and quit moving your damn legs so much... he's trying to sleep. Also, Brad really likes burgers and pizza.


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  • N

    LMAO. Oh, this is just so so wrong. And I *still* want to go see this!
    BTW– Also features CMU alum Matt Bomer, who’s name rhymes with boner. YWIA.

    • http://www.twitter.com/bstephenson Brad Stephenson

      Bomer-ific!

  • Samantha

    Best thing ever.

    • http://www.twitter.com/bstephenson Brad Stephenson

      Samantha, have you seen Magic Mike? If not, please do and share your reactions immediately.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=752912994 Bernadette Ulsamer

    How the f*ck can there be spoilers for this movie? Does the strip club blow up in the end? Does it all turn out to be a dream? Does Bruce Willis show up and turn out to be dead? Either he leaves stripping behind or he keeps it up. (hehehehe up…)

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