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Published on May 10th, 2012 | by Brad Stephenson


Election Candidate Frances Jackson is a Photoshop Nightmare

Frances Jackson is running for City Council in Huntington, WV. But her Photoshopped election profile photo is running for Supreme Chancellor of Making Me Never Sleep Again.

Here is the real Frances Jackson:

Frances Jackson

Scary and like something from an experimental Jim Henson movie, sure. The most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen? No. Her election profile photo is, though. Take a look:

Frances Jackson Election Profile

This is a real election profile listing. Either: A) Frances has had a little work done, B) she’s a famous painting in the Louvre, or C) she’s a catcher’s mitt with hair.

You can visit Frances Jackson’s full election profile from the herald-dispatch.com. IF YOU DARE!!! Sleep tight.

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Brad Stephenson is a Pittsburgh-based writer, actor, director, chupacabra hunter, and father. His work has been featured in various print and online publications, including MamaPop.com and PopCityMedia.com. Brad doesn't care how many pamphlets you send him. He will never believe that Restless Leg Syndrome is a real thing. Suck it up and quit moving your damn legs so much... he's trying to sleep. Also, Brad really likes burgers and pizza.

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  • Tomkarki

    I’d bang her

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