Published on April 4th, 2012 | by Brad Stephenson2
Doctoral Thesis: An In-Depth Examination of Beans, Beans the Musical Fruit and an Analysis of the Beans-Toots-Feeling Relationship
Through a series of detailed tests, we attempted to establish the legitimacy of the claim that beans are the musical fruit. There is some debate in the academic community about the usage of the word “musical” versus “magical,” but we limited our study to science and chose not to examine the supernatural properties of beans.
We discovered that, in fact, the more beans you eat, the more you toot (see Fig. 1).
Fig. 1: Bean-to-Toot Analysis
Furthermore, we found that the more you toot, the better you feel (see Fig. 2).
Fig. 2: Toot-to-Feeling Analysis
In sum, beans, beans for every meal.